2.29/2008

Just found out that the tournament is running 1v1v1v1 melee style. This is ridiculous. I should've known that the tournament would be crappy after I heard that Jigglypuff is his main. He's probably going to spam the roll-out move to knock people off who aren't paying attention to him. Worse than this is the potential for friends to enter the tournament and team up to knock people out. Heck even strangers could team up to knock someone out who's winning based on the five-life stock.
The tournament just lost nearly all factors of skill.
Ha, I just went to Morehouse for their "practice" for the SMASH tournament. This is a story for the ages. The creator of the tournament, Chad, is there bragging about his SMASH skills using Jigglypuff. I walk in, watch the first few rounds and see that there might be a few good players. Chad wins. Hmmmm... this kid might be a little more of a problem. I patiently waited my turn to play, then when my turn came, I went to plug my controller in the slot. "No, you can't use your controller." He said. "What? You can't be serious... Why?" I asked. He didn't answer why. He just wanted people to use his controllers. Problem was, however, that his controllers had problems: Sticky buttons, broken L-buttons, too sensitive buttons, etc. Again, I ask if I can substitute one of my controllers... and again he says "No."
Fast forward a little. People start complaining about some of the random levels. I say we should just vote on certain levels to play on, or at least vote on levels NOT to play on. Once more, he says "No.". He provides no reason, but I can see why he wants it this way. He realizes that he needs as many advantages as he can get. The crappy levels, (i.e. Icicle Mountain, Pokefloats, the F-Zero levels, etc.) allow for a lot of evasive room for him to run and obstacles that can keep him from being knocked out. The bottom line is that the kid can't play... and neither could most of these kids.
I was able to cycle through Peach, Gannondorf and Falco and crush people. My strategy was to remain still on the edge of the map and wait for challengers. Once someone came within reach, I'd start fighting them. They got upset at this strategy, calling it "not fighting" or flat out "cheating," but it's only common sense. If I'm not being threatened, why should I have to throw my hand into a fight? It seems more practical to take the fights that come to me and not create them unless I have to. This strategy worked for the most part.
For the last practice fight of the night, we fought at the DK level with the alligator underneath. (I played as Gannondorf this time.) As the fight started out, I went to the platform furthest to the right and waited for people to come to me. After a while, Chad noticed that I wasn't involved in the melee, so he came after me. I knocked him around, and someone else ended up killing him. When he respawned, he came again. I rolled around until his invincibility wore off, then grabbed, jabbed once, and punched twice for the kill. For his last life, he returned to me again. This was perhaps the best part of the night. He came at me in the air, I dodged, punched, L-canceled, punched again, L cancelled, and downsmashed him. The crowd behind us shouted "OOOOOO.... Damn. Jigglypuff got served. Gannondorf is nice. Who's Gannondorf?" He got so mad... so mad, he began cursing at his friends in the crowd who called out.
(edit: I realize now who this kid reminded me of. It was JMC. Chad used Jigglypuff, much like JMC, and talked loads of crap that he couldn't back up in a 1v1 fight.)
I love crushing egos in games.
Immediately as the SMASH practice was ending, a kid I recognized asked me if I wanted to play some kid who he called the "best at Morehouse." Like a cat, my ears perked up. I was enticed. "Tell me more," I said to the kid getting hyped myself about the prospects. He told me that the guy, named Mike, sits in his room and plays SMASH all day. Sounds fimilar. Thoughts of Weber, Jesse and myself popped up. This kid could be good. He led me all the way to the kid's dorm room and I realized that I'd seen the kid playing in the practice. He was good: I remember him wave-dashing, and wave-shining with Fox. The first match we all had was a three person melee. I lost. Immediately, I asked for a one-on-one with the Mike kid. He said sure.
He pulls out Link, his best character and I pull out Marth. I have to admit. Had I not gotten some experience playing high-level Link players through Jesse, this kid probably would've murdered me. He did all of the same tricks Jesse would use. He'd toss his boomerang at an angle to the platform, then get ready to shoot his bow and arrow. If I happened to get through the boomerang, I'd have to block the arrow. If I blocked, he would grab me and combo me for a little, setting me back up in the same scenario. Anyway, my way through this was short hopping and forward-A when I got through his boomerang or down-dodging his arrow and his grab. He would be open for punishment after the slash in the air or the missed grab. I won the game by a decent margin, but I could've won by more had my wavedashes been more fluid.
In the end, I left having never lost to Mike. I told him I wasn't sure whether I was going to enter the tournament, because of all of the fluke involved. He told me he'd probably go with Falco or Gannondorf. Hah, problem for him is that I've changed my mind. I think I've got a damn good chance at winning, especially with him choosing those characters. (I'll be fighting either a brick or a huge target.) I think I've got this. Even if they do team up on me, Marth's sword will provide enough range to keep them at bay.
Good match at Morehouse.
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